Thursday, August 21, 2014

My Sore Toe

Went to the doctor,
'Cause my toe was sore.
They Ex-rayed and Ex-rayed,
Then Ex-rayed some more.

(several months ago)

Then was sent next,
To be scan by a cat.
Least that's what they said,
Ain't believing none of that.
Then shoved through a machine,
They called an MRI.
My toe felt no better,
But guess they did try.
They saw what they thought,
Just might be a spur.
Sent back to be scanned,
By a cat that don't purr.
The cat concluded,
There wasn't no spur.
What could a cat know,
That don't even purr.
Was sent back again,
for an Ex-ray or two.
They said you broke your toe,
So, don't be wearing your shoe.
My toe is still sore,
It's black, purple, and blue.
Cost me five thousand dollars,
to be told don't wear my shoe.
PoemCredit )

Wishing you Happy Days
Until Next Time


  1. Oh Miss Mary...did you break your toe? Hugs and blessings, Cindy

  2. What a run-around!! Isn't that just the way it goes!

  3. I'm truly sorry about your toe, my friend....but this is so funny! :) Hope your toe heals quickly!

  4. Even in a terrible situation, you still found a sense of humor. May things improve very soon.

  5. Ouch! Broken toes are no fun at all - and then all that testing and expense! But you did end up with a funny poem, along with the multi-colored toe. Hope it heals quickly!


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